Not Burning Witches: Unisex Short Sleeve Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt

Meet the shirt that’s cooler than a cauldron and softer than a lullaby. Not Burning Witches isn’t just a bold slogan—it’s a comfy, everyday rebel with a soft heart. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (with tasteful fabric quirks that keep fashion interesting), this tee is the kind of staple you reach for when your day needs a little magic and a lot of breathability.

Fabric and construction that actually matter (not just marketing vibes):

• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton for a silky-smooth touch that won’t rough up your sense of style. Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester and 35% cotton for a slightly knit-like vibe.
• Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — light enough to stay airy, sturdy enough to survive a few forgotten laundry days.
• Durability: double stitching on the neckline and sleeves so your shirt outlasts your jokes.
• Fit and finish: shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean, structured look; quarter-turned to avoid a pesky center crease that ruins your outfit photos.
• Origin: blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala, because global textiles deserve a little spotlight.

Color caveat for the white variant: due to fabric properties, White may appear off-white rather than bright white. Embrace the cozy, not-trying-too-hard vibe.

Who this is for

Ideal for history buffs who appreciate a cheeky nod to the past, pun enthusiasts who can’t resist a clever double entendre, and anyone who wants a versatile tee that plays well with jeans, joggers, or a blazer when you’re feeling fancy. The unisex cut makes this shirt a shared staple for partners, roommates, or your most fashion-flexible friend.

Why this shirt actually helps your wardrobe

• Everyday comfort you can feel in your shoulders—the ring-spun cotton is soft, not stiff, so you won’t be pulling at it during a Zoom call.
• Durable enough for laundry cycles that forget you own more than one shirt; the double-stitched edges keep shape after washing.
• Versatile color options (including Sport Grey and Dark Heather) that pair with almost anything—denim, chinos, or those surprisingly chic lounge pants you pretend aren’t sweatpants.
• A statement that sparks conversation without shouting—perfect for coffee shops, classrooms, or festival queues when you want to stand out with wit, not volume.

Practical tips and use cases

• Casual daily wear: throw it on with jeans for a grounded, effortless look that still says you’ve got opinions—and a sense of humor.
• Layering: the mid-weight fabric makes it easy to layer under a jacket or cardigan when the weather refuses to commit.
• Event-ready casual: pair with chinos and sneakers for a relaxed event outfit that won’t crumble under a crowd’s eye-rolls.
• Gifts: a thoughtful, witty present for history buffs, educators, or friends who appreciate a clever play on history and fashion.

Care and maintenance

Machine wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low or hang dry for best longevity, and skip the bleach to preserve the fabric’s softness and the crisp print dose of rebellious charm.

Size guide and fit notes

Length x Width (inches): S 28 x 18, M 29 x 20, L 30 x 22, XL 31 x 24, 2XL 32 x 26. The unisex cut provides a relaxed, true-to-size fit, so refer to the measurements for a confident pick. If you like a roomier feel, consider sizing up.

They were burning women

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26