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I Dont Drink - Unisex T Shirt

I Dont Drink - Unisex T Shirt

Regular price $19.99 USD
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Meet the I Dont Drink Short Sleeve Unisex Soft Premium Cotton T Shirt: a dependable, comfortable everyday tee with a bold wink of attitude for people who value comfort as much as character.

  • Material: 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, premium hand feel that lasts wash after wash.
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) for breathable, substantial fabric that’s not see-through or clingy.
  • Durability: Double-stitched neckline and sleeves designed to withstand snack-drobe moments, vending-machine disappointments, and weekend adventures without losing edge.
  • Fit and drape: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a smooth lay across sizes; quarter-turned design minimizes center creases for a clean look after sitting or lounging.
  • Color variants: Sport Grey (90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester) and Dark Heather (65% polyester / 35% cotton); White variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
  • Size & fit: Unisex sizing with measurements: S 28" long / 18" wide, M 29" / 20", L 30" / 22", XL 31" / 24", 2XL 32" / 26".
  • Ideal use cases: Casual daily wear, easy layering under hoodies or jackets, a durable base for screen printing or embroidery, and a practical gift.
  • Care and longevity: Wash cold or warm; tumble dry low or air dry to preserve shape and color; avoid high-heat ironing on prints—turn inside out or cover with a cloth if you’re heat-stamping more designs.

This tee isn’t just a bold statement—it’s a reliable wardrobe workhorse. It stays comfortable from the first wear to laundry day chaos, handles real-life moments with ease, and serves as a sturdy canvas for your DIY or customization projects. If you’re after a versatile, durable short-sleeve tee that plays nicely with all outfits and activities, this is the one you’ll reach for again and again.


  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
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