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Informed Chaos Co.
Every Zoo is a Petting Zoo - Unisex Cotton T Shirt
Every Zoo is a Petting Zoo - Unisex Cotton T Shirt
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Unisex Cotton T Shirt — Soft, Breathable, Pre-Shrunk Meet the GenX-approved badge of casual rebellion: a t-shirt so soft you’ll forget you’re wearing it, so breathable you’ll forget you’re even dressed, and so pre-shrunk you’ll forget you ever worried about washing machines. It’s not loud, it’s not flashy, it’s just quietly confident in its cotton-yness. If a cloud and a cozy couch had a baby, this would be it—but with a GenX attitude that says, “We don’t need extra drama, just a great tee.” What makes this tee stand out
Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) for a smoother surface and a softer hand.
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — light enough for all-day comfort, sturdy enough to last longer than your last fashion phase.
Pre-shrunk: Designed to stay true to size after washes, so you can stop growing out of it midweek.
Construction: Side-seamed for structure, shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability—this tee won’t sag like last season’s enthusiasm.
Origin: Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US — because a little global cozy-factor never hurt anyone.
Fit: Unisex design that plays nicely on a range of bodies, from XS to 2XL, because comfort should be inclusive and universal—even if your jokes aren’t.
Size, fit, and what to expect To help you pick your destiny (and your size), here are the actual measurements by size:
XS — Length 27" | Width 16.5" | Chest 31–34"
S — Length 28" | Width 18" | Chest 34–37"
M — Length 29" | Width 20" | Chest 38–41"
L — Length 30" | Width 22" | Chest 42–45"
XL — Length 31" | Width 24" | Chest 46–49"
2XL — Length 32" | Width 26" | Chest 50–53"
Who this tee is for If you want a blank canvas that can be dressed up or down without shouting about it, this is your tee. It’s ideal for: Gen Xers and fans of understated comfort who still want to feel put-together Everyday casual wear: work-from-home days, weekend errands, or a low-key date night Travelers craving a breathable, durable layer that can survive long flights and hostel showers Minimalists who appreciate a high-quality cotton tee that isn’t trying to steal the show
Why it solves real problems
Practical height and fit: The unisex cut works across a spectrum of shapes and sizes, so you don’t have to guess “men’s fit vs. women’s fit” anymore.
Long-lasting comfort: Combed and ring-spun cotton offers a smoother feel and reduced pilling over time, so your tee still looks good after weeks of casual wear.
Better durability: Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping help this shirt keep its shape through countless wash cycles and weekend adventures.
Reliable sizing: Pre-shrunk fabric minimizes shrinkage surprises, so you won’t need to rebuy a whole size after the first wash.
Versatile style: A clean, blank canvas that layers effortlessly under jackets, cardigans, or flannel—great for minimal outfits or bold accessories.
Practical tips and insights Pro moves for getting the most out of this tee: Pair with a denim jacket or a chunky cardigan for an effortless weekend vibe that still says you care about comfort. Choose a heather color if you want a slightly more textured look that hides small stains from your legendary coffee mornings. Layer under a surprise pullover on chilly mornings or under a blazer for a smart-casual twist that won’t squish your personality.
Careful sourcing, clear value We’re transparent about where this blank tee comes from and what it’s made of. The 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with polyester in heather variations) delivers a premium feel, while the 4.2 oz/yd² fabric keeps things breathable and comfortable all day long. The pre-shrunk process helps you keep your look wash after wash, and the side seams plus shoulder-to-shoulder taping add enduring structure—so this shirt ages like a fine meme, not like a flimsy novelty. Ready to wear Add the GenX We Dont Care Unisex Cotton T Shirt to your cart and embrace a timeless, versatile tee that’s as dependable as your favorite old playlist—soft, breathable, and ready for whatever the day (or night) throws at it. Because sometimes the best statement is a simple, comfy shirt that says, “I’m here, I’m comfy, and I’m not losing my mind over fashion.”T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
XS
27
16 ½
31-34
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
Unisex Cotton T Shirt — Soft, Breathable, Pre-Shrunk Meet the GenX-approved badge of casual rebellion: a t-shirt so soft you’ll forget you’re wearing it, so breathable you’ll forget you’re even dressed, and so pre-shrunk you’ll forget you ever worried about washing machines. It’s not loud, it’s not flashy, it’s just quietly confident in its cotton-yness. If a cloud and a cozy couch had a baby, this would be it—but with a GenX attitude that says, “We don’t need extra drama, just a great tee.” What makes this tee stand out
Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) for a smoother surface and a softer hand.
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — light enough for all-day comfort, sturdy enough to last longer than your last fashion phase.
Pre-shrunk: Designed to stay true to size after washes, so you can stop growing out of it midweek.
Construction: Side-seamed for structure, shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability—this tee won’t sag like last season’s enthusiasm.
Origin: Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US — because a little global cozy-factor never hurt anyone.
Fit: Unisex design that plays nicely on a range of bodies, from XS to 2XL, because comfort should be inclusive and universal—even if your jokes aren’t.
Size, fit, and what to expect To help you pick your destiny (and your size), here are the actual measurements by size:
XS — Length 27" | Width 16.5" | Chest 31–34"
S — Length 28" | Width 18" | Chest 34–37"
M — Length 29" | Width 20" | Chest 38–41"
L — Length 30" | Width 22" | Chest 42–45"
XL — Length 31" | Width 24" | Chest 46–49"
2XL — Length 32" | Width 26" | Chest 50–53"
Who this tee is for If you want a blank canvas that can be dressed up or down without shouting about it, this is your tee. It’s ideal for: Gen Xers and fans of understated comfort who still want to feel put-together Everyday casual wear: work-from-home days, weekend errands, or a low-key date night Travelers craving a breathable, durable layer that can survive long flights and hostel showers Minimalists who appreciate a high-quality cotton tee that isn’t trying to steal the show
Why it solves real problems
Practical height and fit: The unisex cut works across a spectrum of shapes and sizes, so you don’t have to guess “men’s fit vs. women’s fit” anymore.
Long-lasting comfort: Combed and ring-spun cotton offers a smoother feel and reduced pilling over time, so your tee still looks good after weeks of casual wear.
Better durability: Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping help this shirt keep its shape through countless wash cycles and weekend adventures.
Reliable sizing: Pre-shrunk fabric minimizes shrinkage surprises, so you won’t need to rebuy a whole size after the first wash.
Versatile style: A clean, blank canvas that layers effortlessly under jackets, cardigans, or flannel—great for minimal outfits or bold accessories.
Practical tips and insights Pro moves for getting the most out of this tee: Pair with a denim jacket or a chunky cardigan for an effortless weekend vibe that still says you care about comfort. Choose a heather color if you want a slightly more textured look that hides small stains from your legendary coffee mornings. Layer under a surprise pullover on chilly mornings or under a blazer for a smart-casual twist that won’t squish your personality.
Careful sourcing, clear value We’re transparent about where this blank tee comes from and what it’s made of. The 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with polyester in heather variations) delivers a premium feel, while the 4.2 oz/yd² fabric keeps things breathable and comfortable all day long. The pre-shrunk process helps you keep your look wash after wash, and the side seams plus shoulder-to-shoulder taping add enduring structure—so this shirt ages like a fine meme, not like a flimsy novelty. Ready to wear Add the GenX We Dont Care Unisex Cotton T Shirt to your cart and embrace a timeless, versatile tee that’s as dependable as your favorite old playlist—soft, breathable, and ready for whatever the day (or night) throws at it. Because sometimes the best statement is a simple, comfy shirt that says, “I’m here, I’m comfy, and I’m not losing my mind over fashion.”T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
XS
27
16 ½
31-34
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
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