{"product_id":"middle-finger-emoji-short-sleeve-t-shirt","title":"Middle Finger Emoji - T Shirt - Unisex","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eMiddle Finger Emoji Short Sleeve T Shirt — Unisex Cotton Tee\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet your new favorite shirt that says “calm down, I’m hilarious” with a straight face. The Middle Finger Emoji Tee blends serious comfort with a rebellious wink, so you can flex both your sense of humor and your sense of fabric. Built to outlive your jokes and your laundry pile, this is the kind of tee that starts conversations before your mouth does.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eWhy this tee stands out\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDurability meets casual cool in the Gildan 980 lineage. This classic short sleeve tee uses thick, high-density cotton for a solid, lasting hand that doesn’t flop after the first wash. The tubular construction yields a relaxed, comfortable fit that’s less clingy than “slim fit” shirts but more flattering than a shiplap wall. It’s 100% ring-spun cotton for softness you can actually feel, not just pretend you care about.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eKey fabric and build details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eFabric: 100% ring-spun cotton from the trusted Gildan 980 line for durable, smooth texture\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eWeight: 4.3 oz\/yd² (145.79 g\/m²) — substantial enough to hold its shape, light enough to wear year-round\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eConstruction: tubular cut for a relaxed, not-too-snug fit\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eFinish: shoulder-to-shoulder taping; double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem for longevity\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk: better control over fit after washing, so it doesn’t turn into a crop top by accident\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003eColor and material nuances\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eHeather Grey: 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eOther Heather colors: 35% cotton \/ 65% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eWhite variant note: due to fabric properties, White may appear off-white rather than bright white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003eOn-demand, no minimums, global vibes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made on demand, so you’re not supporting warehoused backlog or quick-sell gimmicks—just a shirt that’s ready when you are. No minimums means you can order one and still feel like you won the meme lottery. Blank product sourcing rotates among Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, and Bangladesh depending on production realities, which keeps things interesting and ethically aware (in a very practical, not-pretentious way).\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eWho is this for?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003ePeople who want a bold, humorous statement piece without shouting it from a megaphone\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eAnyone who appreciates durable, comfortable cotton that doesn’t scream “fast fashion”\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eGift givers seeking a cheeky, conversation-starting present that’s actually wearable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003eUse cases and practical moments\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to casual Fridays, weekend hangouts, concerts, or when you just need a reminder that sarcasm can be stylish. It pairs beautifully with distressed denim, joggers, or—let’s be honest—a weirdly serious blazer if you’re feeling extra chaotic. The print (the famous middle finger emoji) sits in a way that reads clearly from a distance but doesn’t dominate your entire silhouette when you’re up close.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eHow this tee compares to the rest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompared to cheaper blends, this shirt uses genuine ring-spun cotton for a softer feel and better print fidelity. The Gildan 980 construction plus tubular fit means a comfortable, breathable base layer that keeps its shape after multiple wash cycles. It’s not a fashion-forward compression tee; it’s a reliable, everyday staple with a personality drive-by.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eCare and longevity tips (practical, not mystical)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTreat it like a loyal sidekick: wash cool, tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the color and print. The pre-shrunk fabric helps keep sizing steady, so your buddy’s emoji doesn’t end up peeking from under your belt buckle after a stretch run.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eReady to wear a shirt that communicates more than words ever could—and with better fabric to boot? Add to cart and let the chaos begin, one comfortable stitch at a time.\u003c\/p\u003eThis classic tee is very comfortable and will last you a long time. The Gildan 980 is made of thick cotton with a high stitch density. With a tubular construction, it's less fitted than other t-shirt models. 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other Heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester). Fabric weight: 4. 3 oz. \/yd. ² (145. 79 g\/m²). Pre-shrunk. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem. Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh. Looking for a similar ladies’ shirt? Try out Gildan 880 Fashion Fit T-shirt. Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. This product is made on demand. 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